Cocktails for Survival Not as trump as you drink I am Drunk Publius 9780692826430 Books
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This book contains over 50 drink recipes to help you survive the Trump presidency and whatever it brings. Are you mad because Mike Pence and his government speculum are threatening your reproductive rights? Fix yourself a delicious "Bloody Wherever". Are you worried that the legality of your marriage is in danger? We humbly suggest you whip up a “Societal Collapse” for you and your spouse. Are you depressed about the lack of clean air and water? Why not drown your sorrows with a "Climate Denier”? These drinks are as delicious as they are hilarious and the spirits will lift your spirits. Warning Drinking too many of these drinks may cause you to forget that Trump is president.
Cocktails for Survival Not as trump as you drink I am Drunk Publius 9780692826430 Books
Overcome with despair & dread after the "election" (for was it truly an election, or instead - a russian appointment?), I found myself quoting Shakespeare - more specifically, Sonnet XXXIV:"Why didst thou promise such a beauteous day,
And make me travel forth without my cloak,
To let base clouds o'ertake me in my way,
Hiding thy bravery in their rotten smoke?
'Tis not enough that through the cloud thou break,
To dry the rain on my storm-beaten face,
For no man well of such a salve can speak
That heals the wound and cures not the disgrace:
Nor can thy shame give physic to my grief;
Though thou repent, yet I have still the loss:
The offender's sorrow lends but weak relief
To him that bears the strong offence's cross.
Ah! but those tears are pearl which thy love sheds,
And they are rich and ransom all ill deeds."
After moaning and wailing for months, I opened my browser and stumbled upon this survival guide. As I had not taken to the bottle just yet, I clicked One-Day Shipping (because I needed help quickly) and then clicked "Place your order."
When the book arrived a couple of days later, I gazed and found solace in its cover. The blue, unstable glass was the perfect metaphor for how I was feeling as a progressive democrat, and how fragile our country's situation is at this moment. I came to the realization, then - that the authors (the Drunk Publius family) not only knew me, but also knew what I needed to survive the new future.
Starting with the Table of Contents, I immediately noticed that it was crafted to reflect the 6 stages of political grief (and appropriate libations) that I was going to stumble through in the coming months of survival in the darkest of times:
1) Shock
2) Denial
3) Anger
3) Anger, Continued
4) Bargaining
5) Depression
6) Acceptance* (This one scared me a bit, but I realized that the author was just teasing me when I turned to that page.)
Each recipe has an explanation on how to use the cocktail to survive your specific stage of grief - and indeed, some are not to be used at all - but to be read, and soaked up through the page containing wise humor and quotes from the players in our political game.
My favorite drink is "The Michelle" - not to be confused with "The Melania," which may look the same, but actually lacks the originality and sharp wit of the original.
After travelling through the five stages of political grief, I have arrived at the sixth - and - to my delight, the authors have primed me for a revolution NOT built out of acceptance, but crafted out of RESISTANCE - because, in truth, Mr. Bigly is NOT my president.
In a time not so long ago, Marie Antoinette was credited with saying "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche!" and a revolution was born.
In that spirit, I hope the authors release a cake recipe book - as cake and cocktails (and Resistance) are a lovely combination.
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Tags : Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am [Drunk Publius] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. This book contains over 50 drink recipes to help you survive the Trump presidency and whatever it brings. Are you mad because Mike Pence and his government speculum are threatening your reproductive rights? Fix yourself a delicious Bloody Wherever . Are you worried that the legality of your marriage is in danger? We humbly suggest you whip up a “Societal Collapse” for you and your spouse. Are you depressed about the lack of clean air and water? Why not drown your sorrows with a Climate Denier”? These drinks are as delicious as they are hilarious and the spirits will lift your spirits. Warning: Drinking too many of these drinks may cause you to forget that Trump is president.,Drunk Publius,Cocktails for Survival: Not as trump as you drink I am,Driveway Designs, LLC,0692826432,HUMOR Topic Political
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Cocktails for Survival Not as trump as you drink I am Drunk Publius 9780692826430 Books Reviews
This book is hilarious & just what everyone needs to get through the Cheeto in Charge presidency!
Bought several as gifts too & everyone loved it!
When it comes to cocktails, I have simple tastes take a glass, pour whiskey, and hand it to me. But even if I don't make many of the cocktails in this book, it's a joy to read. Drunk Publius captures the despair of the Trump presidency with a cynicism as crushing as it is hilarious. Each recipe is filled with enough humor to warm the heart of even the coldest Russian. If you've been Putin off buying this book, now's the time to commit to that purchase.
Humor and alcohol, what a great combination. This book is HILARIOUS, the recipes are downright tasty, and it will make a great gift for everyone regardless of who they voted for. Hopefully this will be enough to see us through the years of The Great Orange Turnip.
This may be my new favorite book. I have a feeling we will need lots of humor to navigate the next four years; this book will be a YUUUUUGE asset in a bigly way.
Hands down one of the best books I've encountered in a while. Witty, clever, and useful when you just need a drink to deal with the current events. Well written and the graphics just give it that extra umphf to tie it all together. I applaud the Drunk Publius in creating a great book with delicious cocktails; and thank them for giving us a bit of humor during these dark times. Will be purchasing a few more copies for some friends who could definitely benefit from all this book has to offer. Cheers!
Omg! I laughed so hard the tears were running down my face!! I want to buy copies for all the people I know that voted for that SOB and send it to them with the inscription "We will be watching!" inside the cover.. it's perfect to make my point to them with some amazing humor.
After you get done marching around and holding up signs, you need something to whet your whistle. Don't be confused, you still need to march and hold up signs. And contact your congressional representatives and probably chain yourself to a bulldozer or two. But after all of that, definitely drink! This book is a great way to blow off some steam and impress your friends between direct action activities. Well written, looks great, and super entertaining! Finally something the Left and the Right can agree on - drinking!
Thanks to the authors for their deft turn on a typical cocktail book
Overcome with despair & dread after the "election" (for was it truly an election, or instead - a russian appointment?), I found myself quoting Shakespeare - more specifically, Sonnet XXXIV
"Why didst thou promise such a beauteous day,
And make me travel forth without my cloak,
To let base clouds o'ertake me in my way,
Hiding thy bravery in their rotten smoke?
'Tis not enough that through the cloud thou break,
To dry the rain on my storm-beaten face,
For no man well of such a salve can speak
That heals the wound and cures not the disgrace
Nor can thy shame give physic to my grief;
Though thou repent, yet I have still the loss
The offender's sorrow lends but weak relief
To him that bears the strong offence's cross.
Ah! but those tears are pearl which thy love sheds,
And they are rich and ransom all ill deeds."
After moaning and wailing for months, I opened my browser and stumbled upon this survival guide. As I had not taken to the bottle just yet, I clicked One-Day Shipping (because I needed help quickly) and then clicked "Place your order."
When the book arrived a couple of days later, I gazed and found solace in its cover. The blue, unstable glass was the perfect metaphor for how I was feeling as a progressive democrat, and how fragile our country's situation is at this moment. I came to the realization, then - that the authors (the Drunk Publius family) not only knew me, but also knew what I needed to survive the new future.
Starting with the Table of Contents, I immediately noticed that it was crafted to reflect the 6 stages of political grief (and appropriate libations) that I was going to stumble through in the coming months of survival in the darkest of times
1) Shock
2) Denial
3) Anger
3) Anger, Continued
4) Bargaining
5) Depression
6) Acceptance* (This one scared me a bit, but I realized that the author was just teasing me when I turned to that page.)
Each recipe has an explanation on how to use the cocktail to survive your specific stage of grief - and indeed, some are not to be used at all - but to be read, and soaked up through the page containing wise humor and quotes from the players in our political game.
My favorite drink is "The Michelle" - not to be confused with "The Melania," which may look the same, but actually lacks the originality and sharp wit of the original.
After travelling through the five stages of political grief, I have arrived at the sixth - and - to my delight, the authors have primed me for a revolution NOT built out of acceptance, but crafted out of RESISTANCE - because, in truth, Mr. Bigly is NOT my president.
In a time not so long ago, Marie Antoinette was credited with saying "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche!" and a revolution was born.
In that spirit, I hope the authors release a cake recipe book - as cake and cocktails (and Resistance) are a lovely combination.
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